TRANSCRIPT: "So your little son starts to act a little girlish when he is four years old and instead of squashing that like a cockroach and saying, “Man up, son, get that dress off you and get outside and dig a ditch, because that is what boys do,” you get out the camera and you start taking pictures of Johnny acting like a female and then you upload it to YouTube and everybody laughs about it and the next thing you know, this dude, this kid is acting out childhood fantasies that should have been squashed.
Can I make it any clearer? Dads, the second you see your son dropping the limp wrist, you walk over there and crack that wrist. Man up. Give him a good punch. Ok? You are not going to act like that. You were made by God to be a male and you are going to be a male. And when your daughter starts acting to Butch you reign her in. And you say, “Oh, no, sweetheart. You can play sports. Play them to the glory of God. But sometimes you are going to act like a girl and walk like a girl and talk like a girl and smell like a girl and that means you are going to be beautiful. You are going to be attractive. You are going to dress yourself up.”
You say, “Can I take charge like that as a parent?”
Yeah, you can. You are authorized. I just gave you a special dispensation this morning to do that.

Just, you know, for the record: Neil has pretended to wear a tutu and be a ballerina. He'll call a bucket his purse. He'll hold a towel up to himself and say it's his dress. And all of that is perfectly okay because he is a person and my son and that is all that matters.

I know there are “experts” out there who say parenting should not be a competitive endeavor, but I suspect the only reason those experts are saying such things is because they are losing their own child-rearing wars at home.

Let me be clear: parenting is a blood sport. Mother and father fight to the death to raise their offspring in the best possible manner (ie: as much like themselves as possible). How else to ensure that we pass on, not only half of our genes, but A HUNDRED PERCENT of our manga, or “fighting spirit”?

Maybe everyone but me has seen it but goddamn this is great.

It even looks like me. HOW DID DREW KNOW?

(hint: all pedantic assholes look like that)

Anonymous asked: You see sexism against women as a problem, but do you also recognize misandry as a major problem in feminism, or are you another hypocritical sexist?

OH NO, WHO WILL PROTECT ALL THE MENNNNNNNN

For real, fuck you though.

via Chris Smith's Morning Grumpy.